just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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