That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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