so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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