We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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