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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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