Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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