went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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