and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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