and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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