We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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