im drinking this country out of the recession.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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