Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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