Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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