Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Hippo gnu deer
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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