David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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