new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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