It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
pray to the hookup gods
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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