a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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