D3 body, D1 cock
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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