so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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