By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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