: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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