Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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