i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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