my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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