do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
do herpes really smell.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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