i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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