If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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