How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
