he puts the penis in happiness.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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