remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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