Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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