yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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