I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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