Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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