bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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