i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
