Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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