your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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