I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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