How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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