3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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Enjoy the penises
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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