But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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