That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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