please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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