i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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