Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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