I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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