Me. At least after what I've been through.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize