Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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