Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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