and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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