I just threw up on my dentist
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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