She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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