Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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