i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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