There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
