I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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